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| Original Post by: The_Comedian |
The_Comedian
10/Aug/11, 21:10
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
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Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
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Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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Chloe
10/Aug/11, 21:17
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Elementary, my dear Dante.. 
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The_Comedian
10/Aug/11, 21:18
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thought id level with ya
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Chloe
10/Aug/11, 21:19
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 I wonder if the crabs took the tent!
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The_Comedian
10/Aug/11, 21:21
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lets find out...
A guy goes to see a $5 prostitute.. the next day he finds out he has crabs.. he goes to find her the next day and says, "Hey, you gave me crabs." She says, "You paid $5, what did you expect lobster."
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-nightmare-
10/Aug/11, 21:21
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lmao 
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The_Comedian
10/Aug/11, 21:22
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^ chloe send him
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The_Comedian
10/Aug/11, 21:22
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Go watch that movie bro... move along now
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Chloe
10/Aug/11, 21:25
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Transfer to -nightmare- was successful.
Ok, you're set, go get your crabs..
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The_Comedian
10/Aug/11, 21:27
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lmao now thats funny
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Joke13
10/Aug/11, 21:32
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Lol
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ForbiddenX
10/Aug/11, 23:28
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good one dante
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